The Admin

The Admin

Welcome to The Admin — where dreams go to die and PFCs go to “figure it out.” This is the collection for the baby-faced Marines who somehow got stuck in S-1 and now spend their days dodging angry SNCOs, pretending they know what a DD-214 is, and praying the printer doesn’t jam again.

 

Inside this collection, you’ll find:

 

  • Pens that actually work (until someone steals it),
  • Folders to make it look like you’re doing something important,
  • And all the supplies you need to fake being busy while your corporal screams at you for losing another SRB.

 

 

Perfect for the Marine who thinks Microsoft Excel is MOS training.

The Admin: Because someone’s gotta take the blame… and it damn sure ain’t the guy with stripes.